1. (Source: followmeslut, via methhomework)

     
  2. pizzaight:

    shutsman:

    WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

    my sport

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  3. surprisebitch:

    gf: babe come over

    bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

    gf: im off my period

    bf:

    image

    (Source: surprisebitch, via i-suck-dick)

     

  4. kingofconeyisland:

    cash4gore:

    protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

    image

    (via i-suck-dick)

     
  5. gutsygumshoe:

    My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

    (via i-suck-dick)

     
  6. (Source: yongmuney, via awkwardvagina)

     
  7. (Source: memewhore, via lasagnababy)

     
  8. (Source: lion, via awkwardvagina)

     
  9. mammamoon:

    so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

    (via stylishirish)

     
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